And by men (in this case) I mean the man-child-arse-dicks in the 20 to 25 age group.
#I’M GONNA BLOW UP THIS WHOLE PLANE WITH A PIRATED TAYLOR SWIFT SONG
Are you fucking shitting me.
RIOT!
FUCKING RIOT!!
YOU CAN SEARCH MY BAG,
YOU CAN SEARCH MY CUNT,
YOU WILL NEVER SEARCH MY IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Source: dragonsigma)
“I like the bright lights.”
-Alice Glass, Crystal Castles.
My little sister has posted a couple of my photos and hasn’t credit them to me. She’s an adorable little arsehole.
In America, not here.
In Australia the party you vote for is less ingrained. Liberal and Labor are pretty close to having the same opinions, and they seem to swap every few years…
But in America, where Conservatives are, well, their ideas and opinions are kinda crazy - I don’t get how young people, who grow up with much more information on the world around them than their parents did, how can they really support such archaic opinions.
I assume that most young Conservatives have grown-up with Conservative parents in a relatively comfortable socio-economic environment, or they are just ignorant hicks.
So, I have no idea what I’m talking about, What do you think?
Sad sports fan is funny.
“Fly around, fly!! I know things that you don’t!!”
thirteen is a tough age.
you look so much like carey mulligan
OHMYGOD, RIGHT?
I thought I was looking at Carey Mulligan…
(Source: copingskills)
I feel like they are catered to the lowest common denominator - people with no sense of humour. So, for instance, a show like Two and A Half Men makes a ton of fart and sex jokes that are so mediocre that people who think they have a sense of humour (and generally everyone without a sense of humour wants to believe that they have a sense of humour, because that’s cool and popular and normal, right?) so they will watch the most accessible jokes and sit their chuckling ‘Oh yeah, farts!’ when really it’s just TV fodder (n. 1. shit you watch on TV inbetween things you actually want to watch 2. shit you watch during the time of day you have designated as TV time.) Big Bang Theory is identical to Two and A Half Men just marketed to a different audience using different jokes - nerd (READ: People who use computers) jokes and that one phrase they loop throughout an episode: ‘Oh Sheldon - YOU SO CRAAAZY!!’. And those people, those sad unfunny people, those arseholes, who stole Steve Carrell’s Emmy - THEY EAT THAT SHIT UP. They don’t recognise it for what it is, they applaud it’s pseudo-brilliance. All that it is is TV fodder. Easily accessible programs that aren’t funny, refuse to make you think, won’t allow you to feel or connect to it’s one dimensional characters and dribble the same jokes and storylines episode to episode, season to season, until eventually you want to kill yourself. And obviously I don’t mean passionately plunge a dagger into thy heart - I mean your brain shuts itself down due to the lack of stimulation and you slowly decompose leaving behind a skeleton and some foul smelling soup. THIS IS WHAT CHUCK LORRE IS DOING TO YOU!!
So ask yourself:
Do I like Two And A Half Men and/or Big Bang Theory?
If the answer is Yes, ask yourself:
Do I want to continue negatively affecting society?
Do I want all the funny people in the world to hate me?
Should I just kill myself now/stop watching crappy TV?
Reblogging my own post - ‘cause that’s how I roll.
I used to have this theory that if a real friend asked to see my boobs, I’d show them out of respect for asking such an awkward question. But now I have a boyfriend.. SO SUCK IT LOSERS! YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE!!
(Source: joostlultwel)
An article written by Julia Stiles in 2004
The ultimate message of Mona Lisa Smile may have been concerned with what we now refer to as “having it all”, but it was necessary that characters such as Joan should remain content within their limits.
Otherwise, to show a group of young women in the 1950s so quickly ascribing to a modern sense of empowerment would be historically inaccurate. Critics of such movies have to watch them in the context of the gradual progression of the women’s movement.
im so sick of ryan gosling
lololol people need to get the fuck over themselves and fight against real threats to feminism instead of internet memes.
People do realise the Ryan Gosling isn’t actually saying these things, right? They aren’t quotes. It’s not like socially awkward penguin is a talking penguin and said all the things attributed to it.
Wow. What a dick…
(Source: kfffunk)
Dita Von Teese after her pilates class in Los Feliz yesterday
What? How the fuck do you look like that after a pilates class?
Witch.
She’s a witch.
Amateur Night of the Day: President Obama sings the sultry opening line from Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together” during a campaign event tonight at the Apollo Theatre.
Green, who was in attendance at the historic event (the first visit to the legendary Harlem landmark by a sitting president), has yet to share his thoughts on Obama’s loving homage.
[@alex_ogle.]
I just came.
