January 2012
62 posts
I hate men.
And by men (in this case) I mean the man-child-arse-dicks in the 20 to 25 age group.
Under ACTA, airport officials would be allowed to... →
raichuisalesbian:
yourewhalecome:
#I’M GONNA BLOW UP THIS WHOLE PLANE WITH A PIRATED TAYLOR SWIFT SONG
Are you fucking shitting me.
RIOT!
FUCKING RIOT!!
YOU CAN SEARCH MY BAG,
YOU CAN SEARCH MY CUNT,
YOU WILL NEVER SEARCH MY IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't really understand young people who are...
In America, not here.
In Australia the party you vote for is less ingrained. Liberal and Labor are pretty close to having the same opinions, and they seem to swap every few years…
But in America, where Conservatives are, well, their ideas and opinions are kinda crazy - I don’t get how young people, who grow up with much more information on the world around them than their parents...
Marxisforbros is currently yelling at a fly in the...
“Fly around, fly!! I know things that you don’t!!”
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Sometimes I feel like those popular sitcoms..
likeroscoe:
I feel like they are catered to the lowest common denominator - people with no sense of humour. So, for instance, a show like Two and A Half Men makes a ton of fart and sex jokes that are so mediocre that people who think they have a sense of humour (and generally everyone without a sense of humour wants to believe that they have a sense of humour, because that’s cool and popular and...
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Who's afraid of the 1950s? →
An article written by Julia Stiles in 2004
The ultimate message of Mona Lisa Smile may have been concerned with what we now refer to as “having it all”, but it was necessary that characters such as Joan should remain content within their limits.
Otherwise, to show a group of young women in the 1950s so quickly ascribing to a modern sense of empowerment would be historically...
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marxisforbros:
Yesterday Rhiann was using my iPod to play music in the car and she asked what I wanted to listen to and I said; “Put on ‘No Such Thing’ by The Gullibles”.
She made a few frustrated noises as she struggled to find it and then she stopped and slowly turned to me and said; “Fuck you”.
STOP ENCOURAGING HIM WITH YOUR LIKES!
Every time a friend or sibling tells me that they...
marxisforbros:
Because Apple is the tech alpha male and it makes me wet. Seriously, you can literally tell somebody that a normal laptop is cheaper and has better parts but they won’t care.
“Does it have an apple logo? No? Then I don’t want it.”
I don’t get it at all. What’s most impressive is that it’s always people that have never used a mac before, and people that aren’t even very good with...
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Oops. I followed someone who thinks 'New Girl' is...
And it is, if the only other TV show in existence is that six-hour-long weather forecast on late night SBS, you know the one with classical music.
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On the evil stepmother.
dearcoketalk:
Dear Coquette,
My dad left my mother for a difficult woman when I was 21. At first, I tried to make nice with the lady, which proved complicated, seeing as she repeatedly put down my father in front of me and the rest of his family. He allowed it and I decided that however painful it was to watch him shrink like that, it was his business, not mine.
One night, she got a bit drunk...
Watching Nigella's Kitchen
The soft focus and constant pan and zoom is making me dizzy.
WHAT IS THIS…
sollapalooza replied to your post: LOL at people who can’t hear Lana Del Rey’s shit singing voice.
she sounds like a drunk marilyn monroe.
Yes. She. Does.
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LOL at people who can't hear Lana Del Rey's shit...
That’s real embarrassing for you.
machinegunmiddlefingers replied to your post: FUCK AUSTRALIA FUCK THIS HEAT I WILL KILL MYSELF UNLESS SOMEONE FROM SOMEWHERE COLD AGREES TO SWAP PLACES WITH ME!
wont swap. will let you sleep on my couch.
GOOD ENOUGH
I’M ON MY WAY
BRINGING SANDWICHES
FUCK AUSTRALIA FUCK THIS HEAT I WILL KILL MYSELF...
Do you really want my blood on your hands?
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diaryofacuntfacedbitch:
I just want to chop my tits off.
I want to be able to wear cute clothes, and actually have stuff fit correctly, and be able to wear low cut tops without looking like I’m trying to be sexy, and I want my tits to not be the only thing people notice about me because they’re so obnoxious, and I want to be able to go braless.
Nothing fits me correctly, anything low-cut makes...
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Anonymous asked: I know I'm really late, but what were your thoughts on 'Ponty Pool'? It was really scary and they didn't even show that much blood....
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VTAC first round offers today - Got an offer from...
I’m not going to go though.
But still.
Tell me all the things you want to DOUH!!
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LANA DEL REY
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE IS MESSING WITH THE TAPE.
IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE’S CHANGING ACCENTS…
AFTER EVERY WORD!!!
IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE IS BEING AUTOTUNED…
TO SOUND BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES YOU MAKE ME HAVE SEX WITH YOU??”
– MARXISFORBROS
Article: He Wants to Jizz on Your Face, but Not... →
A few years ago, in a humanities course on the body, my class was discussing one of the most famous selections from the now-iconicVagina Monologues, “Because He Liked to Look at It”. The monologue tells the story of a woman who thought her vagina was “incredibly ugly” until she meets a man named Bob, who loves to stare at —and taste — her vulva with delight and wonder....
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somatrip:
petafaps:
While I do not condone rape at ALL, I know and have met females who do not take responsibility for their actions in this case and simply resort to blaming the male in the incident and saying that they were raped.
To the same affect, I know that some guys will go to parties or clubs and stay sober so as to easily prey on drunk girls, which I considered to be rape. This is...
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Canadian Gov’t Dissolves Thousands of Same-Sex... →
Wow..
Critics of this attack on LGBT people have noted both online and off that if gay marriages are now without legal standing in Canada if the couple’s homeland forbids them, are Middle Eastern women living in Canada now stripped of their rights to vote, drive a car, or even show their hair? Is being gay now punishable by death in Canada if you’re from Uganda? Is blogging or criticizing your...
“The Future,’’ - turns out to be a tragedy about human disconnection - about how...”
– Ty Burr, Boston Globe Review
I closed a tab because there was a bug crawling...
It didn’t work - the bug was still there.
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Dear Hollywood - Teenage girls do not like U2 as...
Hygiene lessons will help migrants integrate:... →
ardhra:
I swear, you cannot make this shit up.
Yes, a federal politician in this country said that migrants need to be taught how to put on deodorant. I shit you not.
However, instead of the backpedalling and “I’m ok you’re ok” back-patting, I’d rather acknowledge that yes, sometimes people from other countries might not practice hygiene the white right same way as is the norm in Australia....