December 2009
21 posts
I am soo sick right now.
I’ve bearly eaten anything all day because I feel like I’ll spew my guts out. again. In other news. I am the booklist QUEEN. Halved the cost of my sisters VCE text books.
Dec 15th
interweb, why so slow?
fucking optus.
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i don't like numbers.
aurorasix was annoying me. so i changed it into something more productive like roscoe.
Dec 5th
Dec 5th
BEST SAVE EVER!!
So, me and mum were in Safeways back in mid-November. And as we're walking through a crowd of Schoolies in the cereal aisle, a guy turns around to come face to face with my mum while saying:
Oh my god, I'm gonna get Ston...nuts, donuts. I'm getting donuts.
Dec 5th
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i fucking love stationary.
i have the best job in the world!!
Dec 3rd
November 2009
63 posts
I CAN'T EVEN →
captainkirk: THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE. JUST….WHAT. Those fucking liberal democrat school teachers and their RULES!! Telling me not to beat my kids. Where do they get off?? If my kids won’t eat their brussel sprouts I should be able to beat them with a bible freely. Every good, god-fearing child eats their brussel sprouts. Whack. This website isn’t serious, is it??
Nov 30th
Are The Sneaky Creatures in "Where the Wild... →
captainkirk: woahitsjuanito: blackdutchess: checkyoursmile: lol this is ridiculous wtaf??? Okay, that whole SITE is ridiculous I am a Christian and i was just going “WTF?!?!” the whole time omg i now see why people automatically dislike Christians.. You guys, I have a confession to make… The fact that I read this book when I was younger and I masturbated obviously made me a...
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
Lola
I met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola C-O-L-A cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola L-O-L-A Lola la la la la Lola Well I’m not the world’s most physical guy but when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine oh my Lola la la la la Lola Well...
Nov 30th