December 2010
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I’m traumatised.
This is horrible.
Oh Jesus Christ.
This bus is killing me.
It’s the “farking sick cunt” dialogue.
I think I’m having a stroke.
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And now a morbidly obese woman is abusing her...
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@marxisforbros
Too hot for blue dress.
This bogan guy on the bus..
Is so patriotic that he’s not racist. Is this evolution? The Maori guy, the Indian guys are ‘ALL PART OF THE COMMMENWULF’. Oh! There it is: ‘I just like it when we beat the wogs, like in Gallipoli.’
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On the Frankston bus without earphones...
There is a massacre a-brewing.
My hair feels like it is melting.
And I’m not high.
Goddamn it, Summer.
Why can’t you be cool like Winter!?
I have a spare Big Day Out ticket.
If anyone is willing to let go of some cash for it.
No? No. Fine. FINE!
I like to exclaim when things don’t work out. Like when I yelled Fucking-Cunt-Headphones-Die!! in the middle of the street when I couldn’t get my earphones untangled. Or just then when Itunes froze up, and crashed.
I think I talk to myself too much. But I’m just going to think of it as real-life Twitter.
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nothing.
because.
yes.
pretty much.
because i said.
fuck nerds.
i don’t like nerds.
no.
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I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT!! I WANT TO STAY HOME AND...
Fuck New Years.
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“Oh shit, new Always Sunny on the third of January. Now I can’t kill myself on...”
– The Foreign Man (via marxisforbros)
“I missed when you lived at your mum’s house - All of your sister’s...”
– Marxisforbros
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The end of my brother's relationship.
Girlfriend: So, the only reason I haven't been talking to you is because I made out with another guy.
Jimmy: The only reason I'm not talking to you now is because you're dumped.
flickflickflicker-deactivated20 asked: that kittenmas card was like, the fucking best thing ever, seriously.
flickflickflicker-deactivated20 asked: that kittenmas card was like, the fucking best thing ever, seriously.
zavajj asked: Marx told me you were awesome, so I should follow you. I agreed that you had potential, after short discussion... But you're just angry all the time! Why are you so angry? Should I be angry that you're angry?
zavajj asked: Marx told me you were awesome, so I should follow you. I agreed that you had potential, after short discussion... But you're just angry all the time! Why are you so angry? Should I be angry that you're angry?
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I'm going to bed.
Today has been the worst day of the month (so far, NYE will probably top it). I’d make it the worst day of a longer period, but my memory of other days is fuzzy. I am exhausted. I have been annoyed by all of humanity today. ALL OF THEM. Although a woman from work, code name: Phylllis, was the cause for most of the irritation. Nevertheless, I hate everything else in the world just as much as...
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Fuck you Tumblr.
Fuck followers, fuck anonymous questions. Suck my cock. And have a good night.
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Oh, I have a story, but no time to tell it. Remind me later.
Tumblr is tumbling shit I don't care about.
Everything is so boring.
People on Facebook are being boring.
Posts here are being boring.
There is nothing to do on the internet.
It has happened.
Internet has become real-life.
And now internet is boring like real-life.
And now I must go.
Maybe I’ll decorate a tree, or something.
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WatchLay There & Hate Me - Ben Harper & The Relentless 7
“The song had this great groove, so I thought it was a perfect excuse to sit in a cold studio on a rainy day in December with a naked girl, camera and projector.”
James Frost, Director
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It's creepy how many people I know around this...
I can look out at a group of people and recognise at least 40% of them as customers. And I keep getting smiles and nods. And I mentioned to a shop assistant that I worked for the bank and she asked me why the eftpos machine had been playing up. When I replied that I didn’t know, she asked who she could call about it. I still couldn’t answer. She seemed annoyed, but I told her I...
Damn you, middle-of-the-week week-end!!
No, no, no, no, no, I did not stay up until five am on a weeknight, because that would mean I threw out my sleep cycle, and I won’t get to sleep tonight, before work tomorrow. No.
whitepajamas asked: You're smashing. Just thought you should know.
whitepajamas asked: You're smashing. Just thought you should know.
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Jacket, Pocket.: Oi. Oi. Oi. Oi! Oi! Oi! →
marxisforbros:
Say ‘toy’. Now drop the T. That sound that you’re now making, that short ‘oy’ noise, that is a popular Australian term. Spelled oi. It’s a means of grabbing attention. You use it in the same way that you would ‘hey’. Hey kid what are you doing or hey do you want some chips would translate to oi…
We don’t serve the lower classes in the bank either.
I can’t...
