January 2011
118 posts
I WANT A TICKET TO THE BRIGHT EYES - ROYAL ALBERT...
Otherwise, I will die.
Apologies.
So, because my dash is an intertwining mess of conversation and likes, an incestuous orgy of reblogs, et cetera, et cetera - I didn’t realise I wasn’t following a few people who I had assumed I was following. Not just one, a few. I feel bad now. So if I happen to follow you and you’re all like, NOW you follow me!, and I’m all like sorry bro. And you’re all like, NO....
I'm disabled
imwickedrad:
Oh for God’s sake, are you gay? Are you a gay man?
starsgowaltzing replied to your post: That post wasn’t very clear.
Do you want me to set her on fire?
Yes.
That post wasn't very clear.
11am til 2pm.
I am a teller.
At a bank.
I have a bitch work colleague nicknamed Phyllis (As in The Office) that has not gotten off my back since I got a permanent position with her branch.
I’m not kidding, she criticises me continuously, about everything.
Everything. Not just work stuff. She’s also commented on my bra.
Twice.
Today she critique the way I speak to customers, at a...
11 til 2.
Three hour shift.
A three hour shift is going to kill me.
Tomorrow I’m going to die.
From three hours of sitting at a computer, continuously counting to ten, while Phyllis barks instructions and criticisms at me.
Three hours will kill me.
I don’t want to go to work.
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GODDAMN IPHONE
Why are you taking so long to sync!?
Is this the future!?
It’s been two hours!!!
If you weren’t made of glass I’d throw you down the stairs.
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I’ve been listening to TV On The Radio all...
Dinner with my Grandparents; AKA Two and A Half...
Grandpa: Why is Alan wearing a clerical collar?
Ama: He's pretending to be a priest for his sex games, if you really must know...
Me: Wow...That's...Nope...Why is this show even on!?
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A girl born in 1997...
Just called me babe…
I've been neglecting you, Tumblr.
Sorry bro…
Yes. That much.
Oh city.
How I missed thee.
Oh city.
How I missed thee.
Oh city.
How I missed thee.
whitepajamas asked: Please tell me that it is your future plan to watch Spaced with me.
whitepajamas asked: Please tell me that it is your future plan to watch Spaced with me.
Dad got a Facebook...
Dad: The keys keep changing letters...
Me: I think that's you, dad. We need to get the computer to type what you say...
Dad: Yes that's what computers need to be.
Computer type this.
Computer find me the next galaxy.
Beam me up, Scottie...
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Watchmarxisforbros:
Greatest monologue I have ever seen.
DENIRO’S FACE. OH MY GOD. I CAN’T.
THIS IS BRILLIANT!!
165 days to go.
I’ve paid off a month in Nice, and three months teaching in Rabat. All the money I save from now is for backpacking. Jealous?
@deadpans
Uh-Ohhh.
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