December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Apparently I say inventory wrong.
marxisforbros: It’s ‘In-ven-tory’, aka exactly how it’s spelled, and I say ‘In-ven-tree’. I figure I’m too old to correct myself now. May as well just roll with it.  My issue is that he says ‘in-VEN-tree’ - with all the emphasis on VEN. If he said inventory either way without the weird emphasis, I would leave him alone.
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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JESS.STEAM.NOW
Dec 28th
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leonrw asked: how gooood was melancholia? it wasn't really a horror just really intense and exhausting. THOUGH why are you watching new movies if Marxisforbros still hasn't seen We Need to Talk About Kevin?!
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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A note to friends...(Mine and maybe yours...)
When two of your friends start dating each other, you do not have to assign yourself to the one that shares your gender. If you are a girl (and vice versa), you can continue to be the guy’s friend as well as the girl’s friend. You do not have to be the guy’s friend in relation to the girl if you were already friends with the guy to begin with. They do not become an individual...
Dec 27th
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This sounds smart.. I used to sound smart..
Now, what did we learn from the greater good this week? by Rhiann McNally on Tuesday, 10 March 2009 at 19:13 Last year in VCE English we studied the context Encountering Conflict and looked at the 1998 terrorist attack that took place in Omagh, Northern Ireland. For this attack on civilians, the group claiming responsibility, The Real IRA, received no punishment; in fact no justice was...
Dec 27th
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THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT HORSES: One teachers... →
togetherforjacksoncountykids: “It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got…
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Lego makes sure that boys will be boys and girls...
Michelle Smith December 27, 2011 OPINION A new toy range is doing no one any favours. In a 1970s advertisement for Lego, a small girl holds up a free-form construction, made up of a jumble of different types of bricks and figures. She is wearing a blue T-shirt, a pair of jeans and blue sneakers, and her red hair is plaited. The ad features the caption ”What it is is...
Dec 26th
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Dec 23rd
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“Tonight that fat dude in the red coat penetrates all chimneys and I’m...”
– colporteur.:  
Dec 23rd
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Anonymous asked: I'm thinking of becoming a vegetarian... what are some of your favorite meals? and the ones that are easiest to make when you're running late? help, please...
Dec 23rd
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Christmas Eve Eve was a failure.
It was meant to be catch up night with all of our friends from high school.  Only one original was there and that was Jess. (No offence to Jess) I’m most annoyed because every goddamn party I throw is destroyed by how few friends I have. And I put in SO much effort.  I need new friends.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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I've almost finished this bubblegum slurpee
badtouchexample: Is your mouth blue? My mouth is blue. And I’m getting the shakes.
Dec 21st
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I vomited a total of seven times yesterday.
And I still feel nauseous when I smell food. And I’m dizzy and most likely dehydrated still. On the plus side I’ve lost two kilos.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Girl Lego: Taller, prettier and more accessories
Lego to relased Friend’s range aimed at girls Read more: http://www.news.com.au/technology/lego-to-relased-friends-range-aimed-at-girls/story-e6frfro0-1226226913983#ixzz1h5eLdVw1 TOY giant Lego is introducing “girl friendly” female characters that look more like dolls than the tiny yellow construction figures we are used to.  The “Friends” range is aimed at girls aged five...
Dec 20th
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I'm nervous that some people (*cough* guys) here...
VAGINAS DO NOT SCAB.
Dec 19th
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iron-alloy-man replied to your post: iron-alloy-man replied to your post: OH HI PERIOD… Im probably going to regret asking, but it can clot? http://www.womenhealthzone.com/womens-reproductive-health/menstrual-cycle/are-blood-clots-during-menstruation-normal/
Dec 19th
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iron-alloy-man replied to your post: OH HI PERIOD PAIN. Oh Hi, “letting me know more then i needed to” I have done you a favour Daniel. If you ever plan to marry a woman with a heavy flow and tendency to clot, you will need to know.
Dec 19th
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OH HI PERIOD PAIN.
I wondered how much longer I was going to have to function like a normal human being before you came to relieve me of a painfree existence.  I missed you tormenting me into agony, with your excessive cramping and backaches.  That stabbing feeling in in my gut makes me feel like a woman. It puts me in my place and reminds me that while we can make a guy’s soft dick hard again, I’ll...
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Tried to make a blue cake.
Turned out green. It was blue when I put it in the oven. Oh well.
Dec 18th
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Tattoo Etiquette 101
lebizarre: ohyestimelords: Tattoo Etiquette 101 slutrockerbitch: 519posi: I’ve watched this happen a lot at shows to friends, strangers and acquaintances. I watched it happen on my couch once when a dude grabbed my best friend’s arm and twisted it around abruptly, trying to see all her tattoos.  Just something to think about… tattoos are awesome, and most people love to talk about...
Dec 18th
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I just cut the number six out backwards.
I can’t tell if that sentence made sense.
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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'Animal Kingdom' picked up by Showtime for series. →
MELBOURNE crime drama Animal Kingdom is set to become a TV series - most likely set in the US. Big surprise..
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Anyone interested in buying an SLR, really super...
Dec 17th
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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"The Getaway Plan have played more under-age gigs...
themyxomatosis: marxisforbros: likeroscoe: That was my status update on September the 11th 2010. WELL. GUESS. WHAT. The Age: 55 Girls: Band manager jailed for child sex offences #MY KIDS WON’T BE ALLOWED MUSIC. Fucking what? What? Sixteen years for 87 offences? FUCKING WHAT. I read that and subconsciously thought, oh good, long sentence. It seems like the longest sentence for...
Dec 15th
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