Sydney Briar is Alive.

Every time a friend or sibling tells me that they want to get a mac I kind of just want to suck Apple’s dick.

marxisforbros:

Because Apple is the tech alpha male and it makes me wet.
Seriously, you can literally tell somebody that a normal laptop is cheaper and has better parts but they won’t care.

“Does it have an apple logo? No? Then I don’t want it.”

I don’t get it at all.
What’s most impressive is that it’s always people that have never used a mac before, and people that aren’t even very good with PCs.

The only positive I can think of is that I won’t need to give any PC advice because it won’t be a fucking PC.
So they’ll call me and say blah blah isn’t working and I’ll get to say ‘TOO BAD!’ and hang up.

HOW TO EXPLAIN WHAT A MAC IS TO AN IDIOT - Someone needs to write this book. My dad wants one and he is computer illiterate. WHY!? Why would you people who have only just gotten the hang of PCs want to swap NOW.