Today at the security course a nineteen year old guy in my work-group told us that he’s engaged. He was showing us pictures of his fiancee when tear-drop tattoo guy suddenly showed us a picture of his girlfriend too. I decided what the hell, and took out my phone and showed a picture of Rhiann. Tear-drop tattoo guy said “Fuck off, who is that?”
I had to show them a picture of me and her together in order for them to believe me. They then all congratulated me. One of the guys said; “She’s very pretty”, I replied; “She’s beautiful”, and tear-drop tattoo said; “Very beautiful.”
Man, say what you want about there being more to life, but it’s nice having a girlfriend that’s really, really ridiculously good-looking.
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Man, I like this Teardrop Dude.
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