Sydney Briar is Alive.

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you know you live in the hood when:

zebablah:

fireworks on the street

all summer

maybe even in the fall

just

fireworks

Whenever Marxisforbros heard fireworks at our old house,he used to shout out : JESUS CHRIST - I FORGOT IT WAS TUESDAY or SHIT, IT’S THE 4TH OF APRIL!! 


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Sorry I haven’t been around. I’ve been doing shit like this at university. It’s a gift to you from me, because I know how many of you kids schlick over Marxisforbros’ voice. And first one to see (I mean, hear) the reference wins an Apple iPod and a new pair of slippers.

This is Marxisforbros once he finishes his Security course. 

“DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES YOU MAKE ME HAVE SEX WITH YOU??”
MARXISFORBROS

Nice things my boyfriend says to me #367

*Lying on the bed*

Me: Can you see my double chin right now?

Him: I can’t see over your double D’s.

I can’t watch a bad movie because my dick boyfriend has to make fun of it the whole way through.

I know it’s bad. 

I just want to mindlessly watch it.

You dick.

I bought Marxisforbros a video game so he would shut up about being bored.

I also bought it for TwistedHypocrisy so Marxisforbros had someone to play with.

I am a good girlfriend.

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